I bake cookies a lot.

Seriously though, Rich O’s? Saturday night? Come on.

Oct 23rd

Is it wrong that I’d rather watch the playoffs game than 30 Rock? Sorry, Tina Fey. I still...

Oct 23rd

Oh man, South Park. McKenzie Phillips? Wow.

Oct 23rd

Dear Hulu: Why would I pay to come to your Web site when I can just download the shows? To quote a...

Oct 23rd

In honor of Windows 7 day, I present to you the latest Left 4 Dead trailer, way better than Steve...

Oct 22nd

I just took seven sips of my soda. I may eat my sandwich in seven bites as well.

Oct 22nd

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA: http://tinyurl.com/yj2en6n -The list should have seven people instead of ten.

Oct 22nd

HAPPY WINDOWS 7 LAUNCH DAY, PHILISTINES

Oct 22nd

Who wants Rich O’s Saturday night? I am coming to Louisville on Sat. HIT ME UP.

Oct 22nd

I want a money clip or something else slim like that. Tired of wallets.

Oct 22nd

UGH, I guess I’m going to start up Demon’s Souls again. I simultaneously dread and love...

Oct 22nd

Anyone want to sublet a 2br, 1.5 bath apt from Nov to April 10? http://bit.ly/4BvYy9 Know anyone who...

Oct 22nd

I wish I had some chili for these. http://twitpic.com/meovn

Oct 22nd

Wow, this is a win: http://bit.ly/IpyrQ

Oct 21st

Good lord, Jimmy John’s. Your commercials get more frightening every time.

Oct 21st

AND YES, IT’S GLADE

Oct 21st

OK, this shit with Mike Singletary on the Late Show is hilarious.

Oct 21st

I like baseball. What nationality is Derek Jeter, anyway? He seems to be of indeterminate descent.

Oct 21st

I drank too much of the wine I was supposed to use for cooking.

Oct 21st

I don’t know if it’s better in every way, Apple. You took away the FireWire port. AGAIN.

Oct 20th

Good: Picking up Borderlands today. Bad: Sending Xbox 360 out for repair today. Game playing fail.

Oct 20th

Fuckin’ Tower Knight killed me too. I am sad because of this.

Oct 20th

Tommy Hilfiger looks like a goddamn child rapist. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAIRCUT

Oct 20th

I can’t remember any of the login information for my 401(k) plan, so now I have to wait until...

Oct 20th

I felt a little uneasy about this season when it started, but this scene with Dexter and the dirty...

Oct 20th

Wow, Paul Kinsey. Really? You’re at work.

Oct 20th

Full disclosure: I am rooting for the Angels.

Oct 20th

Dear LA and New York: WTF is your deal? Quit tying it up, just FINISH YOUR GAMES.

Oct 20th

Demon’s Souls is very intense.

Oct 19th

Good job, Naughty Dog. Once again, I enjoyed it very much.

Oct 18th

If you have beaten Uncharted 2, you owe it to yourself to buy and enable “Doughnut...

Oct 18th

For real, Elena Fisher has got to be my favorite female character in a video game. I mean, maybe a...

Oct 16th

Seriously, Naughty Dog? That 3-minute hanging cover sequence was fucking glorious.

Oct 16th

Yay! It’s Elena! I love Elena. She was the best part of Uncharted.

Oct 16th

Eating McDonald’s for lunch. It’s not the best, but I have an unnatural love for their...

Oct 16th

So, my 9-month-old hard drive in my iMac has taken a shit. RMA time!

Oct 16th

Man, The Price is Right is giving away a Honda? Wow.

Oct 16th

I don’t like black women who try to look like white women. Quit straightening your hair, that...

Oct 16th

I am on chapter 6 of Uncharted 2. I think the body count is already higher than the first game....

Oct 16th

I really don’t like these goddamn pistachios commercials.

Oct 16th

Fuck yeah, Kevin has won three times now.

Oct 16th

Robert Pattinson looks like un violeur.

Oct 16th

I am watching Top Chef, and they are pulling out knives with parts of a pig on them. There are...

Oct 16th

I will assassinate Jay Leno.

Oct 16th

Hot dogs!

Oct 16th

Goddamn, Of Montreal are weird as fuck.

Oct 15th

By no means does that mean I am not enamored with them, however.

Oct 15th

Uncharted 2 is purty good.

Oct 15th

I have the theme song to “The Munsters” stuck in my head.

Oct 15th

Dear majority of the fashion industry: Fuck you for treating women like livestock....

Oct 15th

FUCK! Just realized I cannot purchase Graeter’s ice cream in Indy.

Oct 14th

Updating trade-in prices on #CAG.

Oct 14th

Wow, I still hate The Flaming Lips a lot.

Oct 14th

Fuck Saw VI. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow is full of shit/stupid/nasty. #stuffihate

Oct 14th

http://bit.ly/2g5dVR

Oct 14th

Wow, I am getting sad now, reading all of these Brutal Legend reviews. I shouldn’t have opened...

Oct 14th

Lots of gunz: http://tinyurl.com/yh7pwh5

Oct 14th

Emily Deschanel > Zooey Deschanel

Oct 14th

Browsing tvs with Vince and Josh. I already have one. I am emotional support.

Oct 13th

#Uncharted2Cinema I am buying UNCHARTED 2 FOR MAGIC TIME ACTION tonight.

Oct 13th

I fixed a lot of stuff today.

Oct 13th

Why the fuck does everything Dyson makes look or sound like it’s going to kill me?

Oct 13th

Oh my god Beatles Mono remasters. Finally! They sound amazing.

Oct 13th

Can I be honest? I really like the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Oct 13th

Here’s a news flash. If you think Tim McGraw is a great musician, I probably don’t like...

Oct 13th

Goddamnit, Garry Shandling looks old.

Oct 13th

Guess what, Linksys router. We’re fucking done here. Is it possible for me to purchase a...

Oct 13th

Watching Jeopardy. Jeff, who is in the middle, must not have children or grandchildren. He missed...

Oct 13th

Using the beer cozy @grrleigh got me for the best beer ever: http://twitpic.com/lbbcz

Oct 13th

Someone make me dinner.

Oct 13th

MILO VENTIFUCKFACE YOUR SHORT FILM IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. I fucking hate the song...

Oct 13th

So, I left the television on while fucking with my shitty router (Which I have discarded and am back...

Oct 13th

Heroes fucking sucks.

Oct 13th

oh my god http://bit.ly/11B2KA (via @leighalexander) -Um, it’s like the heavens opened up and...

Oct 12th

Good god almighty, Bayonetta demo is awesome. Would like to try the 360 version though.

Oct 12th

Just bought this T-Shirt: http://tinyurl.com/yggcaju

Oct 12th

WHY IS MY BAYONETTA DEMO DOWNLOAD GOING TO TAKE 20 MINUTES OH THE AGONY

Oct 12th

Dear Tennessee: Suck it. I don’t even like football, but we are kicking your ASS.

Oct 12th

So, I just met the owner of my company and he is fucking awesome.

Oct 10th

Whaaa? http://bit.ly/FkVTv (via @feliciaday) -One only needs to watch an episode of...

Oct 10th

brb, listening to the BCP http://bit.ly/2k32EB (via @reverendanthony) -THIS IS REAL OH JESUS NO

Oct 10th

Keep fuckin’ that chicken!

Oct 10th

Do you like Neo-Geo games? Dancing? J-Pop? You will like this. NSFW. http://tinyurl.com/yfmc7tq

Oct 10th

I want Demon’s Souls, but I can’t afford to pay $60 for it. @atlususa, are there any...

Oct 10th

Fucking Alice in Chains. Why do I still enjoy listening to this?

Oct 10th

That kid might be older than six, but I can’t tell. Brutal Legend will, in a startling turn of...

Oct 10th

I hope this kid’s parents are OK with their son being gay at the age of six:...

Oct 10th

But, I did just download Tribute for Rock Band, which I am proud of.

Oct 10th

Oh, I totally want to download an ENTIRE Pearl Jam album for Rock Band. That doesn’t sound...

Oct 10th

I’m George Liquor, American.

Oct 10th

Fuck yes. I am watching Jeopardy.

Oct 10th

Nicole Eggert is awesome, and still really hot.

Oct 9th

I have been listening to They Might Be Giants for nearly three hours now, and I don’t care.

Oct 9th

http://twitpic.com/kujml - This is how I start my day. (via @Schwarzenegger) -Perfect!

Oct 9th

Was just informed of my inability to call my girlfriend on her birthday and wish her happy things. I...

Oct 9th

Wow, this is a terrible day so far.

Oct 9th

http://imgur.com/ZEnWU.jpg (via @thenumberXIV)

Oct 9th

Where is Alec Baldwin now? http://tinyurl.com/yzrfxpq

Oct 9th

I’ma get real here: I like Woody Harrelson.

Oct 9th

Props to Dick Lugar for breaking ranks with the dickheads in the GOP and voting for the Franken...

Oct 9th

This is full of wtf. http://tinyurl.com/yhl8d2z

Oct 9th

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Jay Leno.

Oct 9th

The fuck are these pistachio commercials?

Oct 9th

Pam: “Next time we’re all in this room together, Jim and I will be married.”...

Oct 9th

Oh my god. I find Michelle Trachtenburg as attractive as I did when I was 14.

Oct 8th

What to eat for dinner

Oct 8th

Wow, iTunes 9 has a much meaner way of telling you your library file is newer than your version of...

Oct 8th

Everybody in the world (And I mean everybody, come on) wish @grrleigh a happy birthday. Today she is...

Oct 7th

You will eat here or I will cause you bodily harm: http://www.zestexcitingfood.com/restaurant.html...

Oct 7th

So, I am working at the Broad Ripple Animal Clinic all day, fixing computers and setting up stuff....

Oct 7th

Remote administration is the best.

Oct 7th

No Cadillacs, no perms. You can’t see that I’m a motherfuckin’ P-I-M-P.

Oct 7th

Holy fuck, I just found beach pictures and am importing them.

Oct 7th

Chinese food is like the MacDonald’s of Asian food (via @jimgaffigan) - I am so glad I am not...

Oct 7th

I don’t know what you heard about me, but a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me.

Oct 7th

Very windy outside right now.

Oct 7th

Fixing Internet connections and computers that help doggies and kitties.

Oct 6th

JOAN CUT HER HAIR AND IT MAKES ME HOT

Oct 6th

Sally is such a shit, but she’s adorable. What I really want to know is what is going on with...

Oct 6th

Real Hispanic people do not randomly insert Spanish when they’re speaking English like...

Oct 6th

What the fuck kind of name is “Tarla?”

Oct 6th

I’ma get a burrito for dinner.

Oct 6th

The selection of free On Demand stuff in here isn’t really awesome either.

Oct 6th

So, I’m about 75 percent sure I’m canceling the shit out of the TV package.

Oct 6th

Why the fuck are 10 percent of the channels I am paying for FUCKING JESUS CHANNELS? GOD FUCKING...

Oct 6th

Hey, look at that. I have Internet access.

Oct 5th

My warranty is up on a lot of parts of my car. That is sad.

Oct 5th

I think Todd Barry is very funny. I would like to see him perform live.

Oct 5th

Curing cast iron pans makes the apartment stink.

Oct 5th

I think my computer needs an erase and install. This is depressing.

Oct 4th

Apparently Powerman 5000 is a band that still exists. Depressing. Lita Ford has a new album this...

Oct 4th

Oh no, they’re releasing “Audition” on Blu-Ray this week. OW PENIS NEEDLES

Oct 4th

Einstein Bros. bagel for breakfast with Mary and Kevin was nice. Looking forward to having more...

Oct 4th

Corned beef sandwich at Shapiro’s. http://twitpic.com/k5j8x

Oct 3rd

Slow day.

Oct 3rd

The girl who plays Pete’s wife on Mad Men is on Community. I like her.

Oct 3rd

Drinking a Fat Tire, putting away clothes, and watching It’s Always Sunny. Life is so hard.

Oct 3rd

I think this 50 Cent game is great, and I waited entirely too long to pick it up.

Oct 2nd

…I think I’m going to buy a new TV. I have moneys saved. $547 for a new Toshiba...

Oct 2nd

So, Punch-Out is just OK. I get bored of it really quickly.

Oct 2nd

LOLZ: http://tinyurl.com/y94hscp

Oct 1st

I cleaned my couch with a Rug Doctor, but it still is musty in some parts. Kind of sad, really....

Oct 1st

Muramasa: The Demon Blade is a great game. I encourage anyone with a Wii to pick it up and dust off...

Oct 1st