I bake cookies a lot.

Seriously though, Rich O’s? Saturday night? Come on.

Is it wrong that I’d rather watch the playoffs game than 30 Rock? Sorry, Tina Fey. I still love you and want to cuddle you.

Oh man, South Park. McKenzie Phillips? Wow.

Dear Hulu: Why would I pay to come to your Web site when I can just download the shows? To quote a former vice pres, “Go fuck yourself!”

In honor of Windows 7 day, I present to you the latest Left 4 Dead trailer, way better than Steve Ballmer. http://tinyurl.com/yg9t5o4

I just took seven sips of my soda. I may eat my sandwich in seven bites as well.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA: http://tinyurl.com/yj2en6n -The list should have seven people instead of ten.

HAPPY WINDOWS 7 LAUNCH DAY, PHILISTINES

Who wants Rich O’s Saturday night? I am coming to Louisville on Sat. HIT ME UP.

UGH, I guess I’m going to start up Demon’s Souls again. I simultaneously dread and love starting up this game.

I want a money clip or something else slim like that. Tired of wallets.

Anyone want to sublet a 2br, 1.5 bath apt from Nov to April 10? http://bit.ly/4BvYy9 Know anyone who might? Let me know! (via @grrleigh)

I wish I had some chili for these. http://twitpic.com/meovn

AND YES, IT’S GLADE

OK, this shit with Mike Singletary on the Late Show is hilarious.